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Oct 28, 2005, 2:03 PM

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Grandmother was paddling at the edge of the sea and her little grandson close by jumping over the waves.............suddenly a huge wave rushes in without warning and the little boy is gone - totally disappeared.
Grandmother starts ranting and raving:
God - havent I always been a good Jewish grandmother, havent I always prepared the Sabbath just right, havent I always gone to the Synagogue every week, havent I always cooked good Kosher food.........the list went on and on..........
God answers "alright,already, you can have him back. Just lay off"
The boy is suddenly back where he was before not even knowing what happened.
The Grandmother calls out to God again "He had a hat"
Squiffy

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