Paddy and Mick were walking past a lumber yard and saw a sign saying Tree Fellers wanted. Paddy turns to Mick and says "pity there are only two of us".
How do you confuse and Irishman. Give him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Whats got and I-Q of 144? 144 Irishmen.
The Irish have just invented a new parachute. It opens on impact.