1. The most popular condoms would be those with holes. People would choose them because they would the most easy to put on. 2. From time to time, there would be new designs of those condoms, with holes located in different places. 3. In order to use the latest models of condoms, one would have to enlarge his penis first. 4. In case of condom failure, one could take it off and put it on again. 5. One could use condoms with the maker certified women only. 6. From time to time (most often during the intercourse), a mysterious man would enter the room and patch the condom making a new pinhole in the same time. (You better not picture that ) 7. On all over the world there would be people dedicating their lives to perforating condoms. 8. There would also be companies offering condom patching and defending against perforation. 9. One could buy a new condom during erection only. 10. Some people would be visited during intercourse by inspectors assisted by cops. The inspector would check if the condom was bought from its maker. 11. If the condom wouldn’t be bought from the maker, the inspectors would take it away along with the penis. 12. There would be also free condoms. Their every packing would contain a manual how to make them on one’s own hook.
(This post was edited by DJWW on Nov 28, 2006, 12:44 PM)
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