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Jan 30, 2006, 6:19 PM

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A woman gives birth to a baby, and a short while afterwards, the doctor comes to her room looking very serious and says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits bolt upright in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? Tell me what's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your child is a little bit different, it is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er...most important features... of both a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a penis AND a brain?
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