saldana1
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Jul 8, 2006, 6:49 PM
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He Didn't Place in the Spelling Bee, Either!
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The Lone Ranger, weary from chasing bad hombres all week, let his guard down and is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. He is brought back to the Indian village whereupon the Indian Chief says "Hmmmph, So, you be great Lone Ranger. Chief has heard much talk of Kee-mo Sah-bee; but to properly count coup, I will have you and your horse skinned in three days time; Before that, I will grant you three requests; as is befitting any great warrior. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief tells him, “Chief impressed - you have a very fine and loyal steed, but I will still skin the both of you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's amazement, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief addresses the Lone Ranger, "Chief greatly impressed - you are a indeed great warrior with a noble steed; but tomorrow you will be eating at the table of the Great Tan-Kanu-ka in the Sky. What is your last request."
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by the ear with one hand; squeezes his nose hard with the other; looks him square in the eye and says, "Now, listen to me, very carefully", slapping him on the cheek roughly as he says this.
"They are going to skin the both of us tomorrow if you don't get this right; do you understand?
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