saldana1
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Jul 8, 2006, 6:54 PM
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Crespian was at his 40th reunion. The function was out in the country, by a large lake and the evening and the moon and the scenery were beautiful. Everyone was having a great time, drinking and shooting the shit about the old days.
After a while, Crespian need to take a leak and was directed to the facilities, some ways off. As he made his way over to the bathroom by the light of the moon, he heard a small voice, "Hey mister; Hey Mister!"
Crespian looked around but saw nothing. He kept on walking.
Again, even more insistent now, he heard the same voice, "Hey mister; Hey Mister - down here!"
Crespian looked down and there on the ground, sitting on a rock, was a rather large frog. The frog said, "Hey mister, kiss my head and I will turn into a beautiful woman and I will be your sex slave forever! I will do everything you ask of me, and for as long, and as often, as you want. I will never complain; I will be at your beck and call; waiting, wanting and willing to pleasure you in ways that you would not even think were possible"
Crespian started walking off, and the frog became almost frantic, "Hey mister, didn't you hear what I said? Kiss me on the head and I'll be your sex slave."
Crespian reached down; picked up the frog; put him in his shirt pocket; and continued on over to the bathroom.
The frog was incredulous, "Hey mister; don't you understand? Kiss me on the head and I will be your sex slave. What the f**k's the matter with you?"
Crespian looked down at the frog and said, "Well, it's just that at this point in my life, I think I'd really rather have a talking frog!"
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