Matt
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Mar 7, 2006, 12:53 PM
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Grounbreaking Weight Loss
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Whilst browsing the classified ads of his local newspaper, a man notices an advert that promises to make you lose weight pound for pound.
The man thinks this is an interesting advert and worth £10. So he phones the number, where the operator takrs his card details, and tells the man that someone will be around at 9:00am the following morning.
The next morning at 9:00am there is a knock on his front door, he answers the door to see a stunning brunnette in stockings and suspenders with a sign round her neck saying "IF YOU CATCH ME YOU CAN SHAG ME". He chases the woman around his block twenty five times, and eventually catches her and has his wicked way with her.
When he gets home he gets on the scales, and sure enough he has lost Ten pounds in weight. He thinks this is brilliant and is instantly back on the phone, "this time i would like to lose twenty pounds", so his payment details are taken, the operator tells him that at 9:00am the following morning someone will be around.
The next morning, sure enough, theres a knock on the mans door, he answers the door to a stunning blonde, dressed in stockings and suspenders, with the sign around her neck saying "IF YOU CATCH ME YOU CAN SHAG ME". The blonde is fitter than the brunnette and it takes the man fifty laps of his block to catch her and have his wicked way with her.
The man goes home and gets on the scales, sure enough, he has lost twenty ponds in weight. By now he is thinking this is bloody fabulous, so he jumps straight back on the phone and says this time i want to lose 150 pounds, the operator asks "are you sure sir, thats a lot to lose." the man replies "if £20 gets me the blonde i cant wait to see what £150 gets me".
The next morning at 9:00am there is a knock on the mans door, he rushes to the door to open it, and standing in front of him is a 500lb silver back gorilla with a sign round its neck saying "IF I CATCH YA I'M GONNA SHAG YA".
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