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Apr 11, 2006, 11:39 AM

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A man walked in drunk one night from the pub, absolutely pissed out his head.

The next morning he woke up and went to the kitchen to find his wife making breakfast, he noticed a pot of boiling water with a sock in it. He said whats that?
She said, well Im doin what you told me to do last night.
He said, What was that?
She said, you told me to COOK YOUR SOCK!!!

Cheers, please leave me a comment, or email me then, cheers
john.ck@tiscali.co.uk

 
 
 


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