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Oct 16, 2005, 8:48 PM
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop
Right away they go to the bird section
and Mick says to Paddy
"Dat's Dem"
The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
"yeh we will take four of those budgies in dat cage over der"
says Mick
"Put dem in this pepper bag"
The shopkeeper does as he is asked the two pay fopr the birds and leave
They get into Micks van and drive until they reach a 500ft cliff, "Dis looks loike a grand place" says Mick
He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and launches himself off the cliff
Paddy watches as mick goes straight down and splat!
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says "Fock Dat, dis Budgie Jumpin is to dangerous for me....
A few minutes later Seamus arrives, after he too has been to the pet shop, he reaches into his pepper bag and pulls out a parrot, jumps off the cliff and shots the parrots head off, and there is another splat!
Paddy shakes his head and says " An 'oim never trying that parrotshooting oither....."
A few minutes more passes, Sean Strolls up, he too has been to the pet shop, and he too is carrying a pepper bag, But instead of a parrot he pulls out a chicken, launches himself off the cliff and........... Splat!
Paddy shakes his head and says" Fock me Sean, first der was mick wit his budgie jumpin', den der was Seamus with his Parrotshooting and now you Fockin' Hen Gliding.......
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