Yesterday university scientists released the results of a recent analysis that that revealed the prescence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption, the theory being that beer contains female hormones (hops containt phytoestrogens), and that by drinking enough beer men can turn into women.
To test this theory 100 blokes were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:- 1 Gained weight. 2 Talked excessively without making any sense at all. 3 Became overly emotional. 4 Couldn't drive. 5 Failed to think rationally. 6 Argued over absolutely nothing at all. 7 Had to sit down to take a pee. 8 Refused point blank to apologise when obviously wrong.
No further testing to prove the theory was considered necessary. Squiffy
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