aledjones
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Sep 30, 2005, 10:09 PM
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A 13-year-old-boy all fresh-faced and innocent walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog on a bit of string. He walks up to the booking desk and says: "I want your dirtiest hooker." The tart at the counter says, "Sorry we don't serve kids, and why do you assume we have any dirty women?"
The young boy replies, "Look whore, give me your dirtiest woman", and on that slaps two hundred dollar bills on the counter.
The tart, all red-faced with embarrassment, tells the boy to take his business elsewhere as this is a disease-free brothel. Not to be outdone however, the boy slaps a further two hundred dollars on the counter, and demands the dirtiest prostitute in the house.
The tart quickly succumbs to the allure of the money and sends the young boy upstairs to have his way with the dirtiest woman of the house.
After an hour the boy emerges down the stairs, still dragging his dead frog behind him.
On leaving the house he says to the tart at the counter, "Want to know why I requested your dirtiest woman?"
"Well," he continues, "when I get home I'm gonna screw the babysitter each way from Sunday, and then when Dad gets home, he'll drive the babysitter home and screw her four or five times on the way. When Dad returns home, he'll have all-night sex with Mum, who'll in the morning have passionate sex with the milkman, AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO KILLED MY PET FROG!!!!"
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