After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory, because the bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time, gravity and child birth had taken their toll and she reckoned that with five children under her belt she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse. "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I have received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon – the operation went so well and you were such a model patient - that he wanted to show his thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy
"The second is from your husband. He's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant" said Lucy. "And the third?" "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit,” said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears." Squiffy
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