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crimsontide365
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Feb 4, 2006, 5:39 PM

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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down
the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three
times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to
leave the bullets
in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
birth to two healthy
daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter
walked into the room
in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a
tinkle and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother
told her it was
okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into
the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came
out." Again in the
mother told her not to worry and explained what
happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in
tears. "It's okay" said
the
Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a
tinkle and a bullet
came out."

"No," said the boy,

"I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

 
 
 


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