A little boy was sitting on a street corner holding a bottle of turpentine; Shaking the bottle & watching the bubbles, shaking & watching the bubbles. When a Priest walks by. The Preist says to the boy "What you got there?". The little boy says" I got me a bottle of turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the whole wide world!" The Preist says, "Oh no, my son, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. You take a drop of Holy water and put on a woman's stomach, she'll pass a baby boy." The little boy, still shakng the bottle & watching the bubbles says" Shit, that ain't nothing! You take a drop of this here turpentine and put it on a cat's ass, it'll pass a motorcycle!"
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