A blonde walked into the barber shop and asked "Can I get my hair washed?" "Sure" said the woman behind the counter. "You're going to need to take off your headphones." "I can't do that! I never take them off." "Well than, what are you doing here?" the blonde left. She came back a month later. "Can i get my hair cut and washed?" The same woman said "Sure. please take your headphones off." "No!" Said the blonde.So she left. The next month she came back. "Can you do something to my hair?" Aigan, the lady said the same thing. "I'll die without them on" Said the blonde. "Ok. I guess I'll take them off." After a minute with her headphones off, she turns blue and falls the the floor. The barber picks up the headphones and hears 'breathe in, breathe out. breathe in, breathe out.'