An englishman, irishman and a cowboy met each other at a petrol station on the highway. They each went inside to pay and noticed a stand of penis enlargement cream.
"Mm" said the englishman, "I think I will take a couple" "Mm" said the irishman, "I think I will take 10 packs" "And I will take the whole stand" said the cowboy.
They all agreed to meet up in a few weeks to compare the results.
A few weeks later... "Mine has grown this much" --------> said the englishman. "Mine has grown this much" --------------------------------------------> said the irishman