A man and his wife have a newborn baby. One day the man comes home from work and finds his wife crying. "What’s wrong," he asks. "I was down by the water and an alligator ate the baby," she said. "It's okay we can just have another one," he said.
The couple has another baby and one day when the man gets home from work he sees that his wife is sobbing. "What’s wrong," he asks. "I was down by the water and an alligator ate the baby," she said. "It's okay we can just have another one," he said.
Again, the man and the women conceived another baby and one day when the man comes home from work he finds his wife weeping uncontrollably. "What’s wrong," he asks. "I was down by the water and an alligator ate the baby," she said. "It's okay we can just have another one," he said.
Ten months later the man comes home from work and his wife is hysterical. "What’s wrong," he asks. "I was down by the water and an alligator ate the baby," she said. "Honey," he said. " I am sick and tired of working all day and screwing all night just to feed that dammed alligator."
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