A brunette walked into a bar and as she walks up to the bartender she sees a pink dildo on the shelf behind him and asks, "how much for the small pink vibrator?" The bartender tells her $10! The brunette buys it. A few minutes later a redhead walks up to him and sees a big purple vibrator on the shelf and asks, ""how much for the purple vibrator?" The bartender tells her $20! The redhead buys it. Then a blonde walks up to him and asks, "How much for that huge silver vibrator?" The bartender tells her $50! So she buys it. About 30 minutes later the bartender's friend returns and asks, "So how's business going?" The bartender says, "well I sold the small pink vibrator for $10 to a brunette, the big purple one to a redhead for $20, and your thermos to a blonde for $50!"