Joke of the Day:
From the Religious Jokes Collection
Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from home.
SL: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?"
SM: "Yes, I wonder what he wants."
SL: "It's logical. He wants to molest us."
SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to start walking faster."
SM: "It is not working."
SL: "Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster, too."
SM: "So what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."
SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us."
The man decided to go after Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried because Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally, Sister Logical arrives.
SM: "Sister Logical, thank Goodness you are here! What happened?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he followed me."
SM: "So what happened next?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could."
SM: "So what happened?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened, the man also started to run as fast as he could."
SM: "And what else?"
SL: "The only logical thing happened, he reached me."
SM: "Oh, no! what did you do then?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."
SM: "Oh Sister. what did the man do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do, he pulled his pants down."
SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"
SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."

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