Joke of the Day:
From the Bar Jokes Collection
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.
The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and watches as the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it. He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again.
The bartender tells him that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip.
He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye.
The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes.
The guy then proceeds to take out his false teeth and bite his other eye.

Bonus Joke
Joe has had one too many one night and staggers out of the bar toward the bus stop. Eventually a bus turns up and he lurches on, grinning as he finally flops down into a seat next to a rather prim and proper looking old lady.
The lady leans over and says, "I've got news for you, you drunken bum, you're going straight to hell."
Joe sits up bolt upright in in seat and shouts out, "Hey, I'm on the wrong bus!"

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Silly Fact of the Day:
A little known fact about our favorite comic strip loser is that after some 43 years of losing, Charlie Brown actually won a baseball game on March 30, 1993.

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