Joke
of the Day:
From
the Blonde Jokes Collection
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how
to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start
it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The
view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was learning to fly. The
instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she
hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine,
but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after
I turned off the big fan."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
In 1910,
magician Harry Houdini was the first solo pilot to fly a plane in Australia. He
taught himself to drive an automobile just so he could drive out to the airfield;
and he never drove again!
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