Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
A guy goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by
a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers
that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In
desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable
looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a
few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start
anything."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
'The Commodores'
could not agree upon a title for the group when they first got started. One of
the members said he was going to open a dictionary and another member had to point
to a word. It did not matter what it was, first word his finger landed on would
be their name. They were one word away from being called 'The Commodes'!
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