Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him
his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!"
it said. "You really look fantastic... And that after shave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. Realizing he has
no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine.
After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You ugly sod...
Oh my god you stink... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother." By
now, the man is extremely perplexed.
He turns to the bartender for an explanation.
"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the
cigarette machine is out of order."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Rudolph,
the Red-Nosed Reindeer, was created in 1939, in Chicago, for the Montgomery Ward
department stores for a Christmas promotion. The lyrics were written as a poem
by Robert May, but weren't set to music until 1947. Gene Autry recorded the hit
song in 1949.
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