Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Two newly ordained nuns decided to take a day out. They went to London Zoo and
were enjoying themselves, wandering around and looking at all the animals, and
then they came upon the cage housing the gorillas.
As one of the nuns leaned forward to observe the gorillas more closely, the biggest
of the gorillas took one look at this beautiful young nun, leapt forward, bent
open the bars, grabbed her, dragged her into the cage and disappeared into the
back of his cavern with her.
When the gorilla was finished with her, he came out of his cavern and ceremoniously
thumped on his massive chest. In the meantime, the nun managed to crawl and drag
herself back out of the cage, and fell into the arms of the other nun. She was
completely dishevelled, her hair was a mess, her clothes all dusty and askew,
her tights were laddered and torn.
She pulled herself together, straightened her dress and tidied herself up. She
then turned to her friend and said, "Promise me one thing. Never, ever, mention
this - or even ask me what happened. Ever ever again! Alright?"
The other nun agreed, and they made their way back to the convent.
The years passed. The two nuns remained loyal friends and never talked about that
day again.
Many many years later, in their convent, the nun lay dying. At her bedside, the
other nun, still her ever loyal friend, comforted her. Hesitantly, she finally
said, "I know I promised to never ever talk about that incident at the zoo
all those years ago... But, my dear, please... it won't go any further... I promise...
I truly do! I've always wondered.... Can I ask you something?"
The dying nun
nodded.
"Whatever
was it that actually happened in the back of that cage between you and that gorilla...?"
She hesitated again, then stammered, "That... That gorilla... Did... did
he... did he hurt you?"
The other nun
slowly turned and looked at her, a tear trickled from her eye, "Did he hurt
me?!" She looked away and paused to take a breath.
The other nun
patiently waited for her friend to finish.
"Oh, did
he hurt me... He never wrote... He never called... He never even sent flowers....!"
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