of the Day:
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six
German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half
a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work
in two weeks."
American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We are about to take an asshole
out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking
for work the next day."
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Fact of the Day:
was invented by the French just after the French Revolution, to allow the personal
chefs and waiters of the now-defunct aristocracy to have jobs. They taught the
new heads of the country to eat properly, and everyone with money could now eat
like a king.
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