Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the
dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the
bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest
drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender
shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Whoosh! - A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,
begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" But the bartender
still shakes his head in dismay.
Whoosh! - Two
arms pop out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs
his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Whoosh! - Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The
boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right....
right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and
kills him instantly!
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says... "That boy should have quit while he was a head!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Chinese
communist revolutionary and leader Mao Tse-tung, once wrote in his diary: 'I never
bathe, my genitals are washed in my women'.
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