of the Day:
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Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item
with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint
anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can
play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two
took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box.. I can
go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
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Fact of the Day:
Poe's last words were 'Lord help my poor soul', on Oct. 7th, 1849. He died by
congestion of the brain due to lethal amounts of alchohol while (at the same time)
being exposed to freezing temperatures. He was too drunk to think of putting a
jacket and warm clothes on.
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