Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man and his wife are playing golf at their local course. On the tenth hole,
a par four, the man tees it up and slices his shot straight into the woods. After
a lengthy search they eventually find his ball directly behind a large shed where
equipment is stored, so that he can't play toward the green at all.
"Damn!" the man says, "I'll have to play sideways to get back on the fairway.
I'll make five at best."
But his wife, who had been looking things over, said, "Look, this shed has double
doors at both ends. If we open them up, you can hit a low shot right through the
building toward the green."
The man congratulated his wife on her cleverness and they set up the shot. He
took his swing and really whacked the ball. It hit the top of the far doorframe
and came whistling back, striking his wife in the temple and killing her dead
on the spot.
A year or so after the tragic accident, the same man was playing the same par
4 and hit his tee shot in almost exactly the same spot as before, right behind
the building.
As he is cursing his luck and preparing to swing, one of his playing partners
says, "Wait, look we can open these double doors and..."
"No way," the man says, cutting him off. "I was here last year and tried that
shot and ended up making a six."
Click
Here for more Funny Jokes
Silly
Fact of the Day:
Adolf Hitler
has a half brother that left Germany because of his hatred towards Adolf, and
the Nazi party. He currently lives in New York city, and the federal government
gave him a totally new identy so he'd be totally safe.
Click
Here for more Fun Trivia