Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse
talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the
sun."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you
good?"
Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Dogs have
about 100 different facial expressions, most of them made with the ears. Unfortunately,
the likes of bulldogs and pitbulls only have 10, due to their breeding. Therefore,
these dogs easily get misinterpreted by other dogs and often get into fights.
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