Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he
said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of
that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor
and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that
I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking
when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they
say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Nicolas
Cage started life as Nicholas Coppola, but changed it to disassociate himself
with famous film director Uncle Francis Ford Coppola. The name 'Cage' came from
the comic book character 'Luke Cage'.
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