Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be
different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over
and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows
every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick.
Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look,
it's not the same hat. Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table! Hey, why
are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do
anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece
of wood, in the middle of the ocean, with the parrot of course. They stared at
each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another,
and another.
After a week the parrot finally said: "OK, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Cats may
not yowl after 9 pm in Columbus, Georgia; in Collingswood, New Jersey, no dog
is allowed to bark or howl between the hours of 8 pm and 6 am. Dogs are not allowed
on the streets of Provo, Utah, after 7 pm. And in Smithtown, New York, dogs can't
bark for more than 15 minutes at a time (punishment for the third infraction is
a $500 fine and a 15-day jail sentence).
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