Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the
doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die."
"Each
morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good
mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice
meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't
discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly,
make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If
you can do this for the next ten months to a year, I think your husband will regain
his health completely."
On the way
home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
She replied, "You're going to die."
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Fact of the Day:
Singer
Ricky Martins full birth name is Enrique Martin Morales IV
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