Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three
engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are
three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch
and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants
take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close
the door behind them.
Shortly after
the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks
on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just
a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it
and moves on.
The accountants
saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants
decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever
with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip.
To their astonishment,
the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without
a ticket?" asked one perplexed accountant.
"Watch
and you'll see," answered an engineer. When they board the train the three
accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one
nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward,
one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where
the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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Fact of the Day:
The United
States was waging the Mexican War when gold was discovered in California. In fact,
California was officially still Mexican territory at the time.
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