Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A State Police officer observed a car puttering along the highway at 22 mph. He
turned on his lights and pulled the car over. Approaching the vehicle, he noticed
that it contained five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back
- wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer,
I don't understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit. What's the problem?"
"Ma'am,"
the officer replied, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving
slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? I'm following the posted speed exactly!"
The officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explained that "22" was the
route number, not the speed limit. Embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked him
for pointing out her error.
Before letting
her go, the officer asked, "Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem
awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."
"Oh, they'll
be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
It is estimated
that a healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission,
or about 17 oz. in a day.
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