Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
After a bumper cotton crop that brought in a lot of money, a Louisiana farmer
decided to take a trip to Texas to celebrate. Getting off the bus in Fort Worth,
he asked a passing man to recommend a good place to eat and was pointed to a local
men's club.
Reaching the
club, the farmer was unaware that the building also contained a swimming pool,
work-out room, and sports facilities. He went straight to the restaurant and ordered
a soda and a steak. When the waitress brought back a mug of soda that was 12 inches
around and a foot tall, the farmer told her, "I just wanted a soda, not the
whole soda factory!"
"Mister,"
she replied, "this is Texas and everything's bigger in Texas." Soon
she came back with a steak that was so big it hung off the edges of a huge platter.
"Gosh darnit, I just wanted a steak, not the whole cow!" the farmer
complained.
"Well
like I told you before, this is Texas, and everything's bigger in Texas."
She said. The farmer finally finished the huge meal and asked for directions to
the restroom. The waitress told him to go down the hall and take the third door
on the left. He walked down the hall, but absentmindedly turned into the third
door on the right.
Two steps through
that door, and he fell into the swimming pool. "Help! Help!" he screamed.
"Don't flush it!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Halley's
comet, one of the most famous ever known, returns to Earth every 76 years, and
has been observed and recorded for more than 3,000 years.
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