Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided
to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided
to send it to President Bush.
The President
was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little
boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD,
which read:
Dear
GOD,
Thank you very
much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to
send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those idiots deducted $95.00!
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
'Barbie'
and 'Ken' Dolls are named after Mattel founders Ruth and Elliot Handler's son
and daughter, Barbara and Ken.
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