Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to
help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side
of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer.
She approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was.
A little while later however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot, still
by himself. Approaching again, the blonde said, "Would you like me to be your
friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, "Why are you standing here all
alone? Why don't you go and join those boys playing soccer over there?"
"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The greatest
funeral for a gangster ever held in Chicago was for a flower shop entrepreneur
named O'Banion. The shop, at the corner of State and Superior Streets, was a front
for O'Banion's bootlegging and hijacking operations. Ten thousand mourners were
in attendance, and the most expensive wreath, costing $1,000, came from Al Capone,
who had ordered that O'Banion be rubbed out.
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