Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he
saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he
got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, "Come
with us."
"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all
climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you
for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Actress
Natalie Wood was hydrophobic (Fear of water): Her accidental death by drowning
in the ocean in 1981 proved that this phobia was well founded.
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