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There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother's house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway's made it by there by 2PM. One day he was running late and tried to make it in an hour. Inevitably, just over half way, he collapsed on a hill from exhaustion.
While he was sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and the driver asks him if he needs a ride. The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late otherwise, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how?
"No problem," says the man in the corvette, "I've got a rope in the back and we'll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride."
The man says, "Ok!"
They take off and the driver yells back, "Just yell BEEP BEEP if I'm going to fast." They come to an Intersection and a Ferrari pulls up, making the man's eye's widen in fright. Sure enough, the light changes and they're off! Eventually, the guy made it to his brothers on time and the Corvette lost the race.
Later at the local police dept...
"Hey guys the weirdest thing just happened to me. A Ferrari and a 'Vette just lost me at over 120 mph on Main Street."
"What's so weird about that?" asks the other cops.
The first cop says, "There was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming BEEP BEEP and trying to pass!"

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Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II wrote the first musical for which an original cast album was recorded: Oklahoma! (1943).

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