Joke
of the Day:
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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see
where the ball went."
"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you
take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared
down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Chicken
á la King, a dish of diced chicken in a cream and sherry sauce, was originally
chicken á la Keene, and only later was corrupted to suggest a royal provenance.
Several parties lay claim to the dish's name origin, the most prevalent being
London's Claridge's Hotel claim that the Keene in question was equestrian J. R.
Keene and said its chef had created the dish to memorialize his 1881 Grand Prix
victory.
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