Joke
of the Day:
From
the Political Jokes Collection
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. "I'm the breadwinner
of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator
of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working
Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that,
and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that
night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds
that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents
room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father
in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics
is all about".
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is
in deep trouble".
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Beethoven
broke four strings on a piano when he gave his first concert. He later said it
was because the piano they gave him to play with was not strong enough for the
style in which he played. After the concert his father beat him and called him
an embarrassment.
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