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There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up
one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the
Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick
up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged
to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued
for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes
by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you
to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me
to get up, whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots
and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and
kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching
his nuts and howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman said, "Nah, keep the egg."
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Fact of the Day:
In 1916,
55% of the cars in the world were Model T Fords, a record that has never been
beaten
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