Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man has too much to drink at a party. His friends offer to drive him home, but
he says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police
pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a call for a robbery taking place
in a house just a block away. The police tell him to stay put and that they will
be right back. With that, they run down the street to the robbery.
After a few minutes, the man decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells
his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him
that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later, the police knock on the door. They ask if a Mr. X lives there,
and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with
the flu and has been so all day.
The police ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car,
so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find the police
car, lights still flashing.
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The fastest
animal on four legs is the cheetah, which races at speeds up to 70 miles per hour
in short distances. It can accelerate to 45 miles per hour in two seconds.
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