Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs
into motion. It gallops along at a steady & rhythmicpace, but the blonde begins
to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side
of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try & throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup
& she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground,
she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Four American
states have active volcanoes: Washington, California, Alaska, and Hawaii, whose
Mauna Loa is the world's largest active volcano. Hawaii itself was formed by the
activity of undersea volcanoes.
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