Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
One day this very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at
the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you
tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and
completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at
him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student
in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
A survey
conducted at Iowa State College in 1969 suggests that a parent's stress at the
time on conception plays a major role in determining a baby's sex. The child tends
to be of the same sex as the parent who is under less stress.
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