Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works.
She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her
that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of
2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and started
right away.
The supervisor checked up at the end of the day and found that she had completed
four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told her, "I think
you're really going to work out."
The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only accomplished
two miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the average and I don't
want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet."
The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need
to talk to her before this gets any worse."
The boss talked the new employee and said, "You were doing so great. The first
day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one
mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you
from meeting the two mile minimum?"
The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from
the paint bucket."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The 1988
blockbuster movie Titanic lasts 3 hours and 14 minutes. The actual ship took 2
hours and 40 minutes to sink after hitting an iceberg.
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