Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top
spy hunters. The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy
and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think you've located him, tell him
the code words, 'The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning.' If it's
really him, he'll answer, 'Yes, and for mist at noon as well.'"
So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in one of the small towns.
He says to the bartender, "Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a guy named
Murphy."
The bartender replies, "You're going to have to be more specific because, around
here, there are lots of guys named Murphy. There's Murphy the Baker, who runs
the pastry shop on the next block. There's Murphy the Banker, who's president
of our local savings bank. There's Murphy the Blacksmith, who works at the stables.
And, as a matter of fact, my name is Murphy, too."
Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try the code words on bartender,
so he says, "The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning."
The bartender replies, "Oh, you're looking for Murphy the Spy. He lives right
down the street."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The name
of the U.S.S. Enterprise in the original draft for the Star Trek TV series was
the U.S.S. Yorktowne.
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