Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One
day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked
into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and
says, "I hate Indians, last week they burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my
wife and killed my children."
He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand
dollars." The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go
hunting for an Indian.
They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a
rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his horse, but
landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two blondes made their way down the ravine
where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this."
Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this." So Dave looked up and
saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.
Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh my God, we're going to be millionaires!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Winnie,
from Winnie the Pooh, was named after a bear at the London Zoo. The animal had
been born in Canada but brought to London in 1914 as the mascot of a Canadian
regiment.
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