Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when
he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by
his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature,
and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck
fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink
but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than
his paws wet.
This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the
surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything,
but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual
about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "Your dog can't swim!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The number
4 is the only number, in the English language, that has the same number of letters
in its name as its meaning.
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