Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a tough new CEO. This new
boss has a reputation to maintain and is determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On his first day he decides to take a tour of the facilities. Almost immediately
the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks
this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks, "and how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week.
Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and shouts, "Well here's a week's pay,
now get out and don't bother coming back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and
asks, "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Ice-fog,
containing minute ice crystals, shines and glitters in sunlight. It is rather
colorfully known as 'diamond dust.'
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